MORE OFFICIAL BRITISH RACISM

If you live in a trailer, British law will protect you -- but only if you are of the right race:

"The Commission for Racial Equality's new strategy for Gypsies and Travellers announced last month leaves out in the cold all Travellers who are not Romany Gypsies, Irish Travellers, Scottish Travellers or others defined by their ethnic or national origins. All the strategy can offer the several thousand Travellers excluded from their protection is the assurance 'that our work does not, intentionally or otherwise, harm Traveller groups that are not formally defined as racial groups'."