Two passengers sue Southwest Airlines after 22-year-old American flight stewardess Jennifer Cundiff joked: "Eenie, meenie, minie, mo; pick a seat, we gotta go." They claim the rhyme made them look dumb - as though they couldn't find a seat on their own. Well, let's just suppose it did. It can't be one-hundredth as dumb as this lawsuit makes them look, first by further spreading the oh-so-unpardonable little rhyme and second by showing them to be so petty as to sue over it. Maybe when it's over they'll bring legal action against their lawyer for aiding them in making themselves look even sillier.