THE PC BASTARDS ARE PICKING ON 5 YEAR-OLDS NOW!

The Associated Press reports from Dayton, Ohio, that five-year-old Kevin Lewis brought a tiny pocketknife to class at Grafton Kennedy Elementary School:

The small knife--with blade, file, toothpick and spoon--was given to Kevin by his grandfather's best friend. "We told him not to take it to school, but he hid it in his pocket. He showed it to his friend, and his friend told on him," said his grandmother, Roberta Lewis. "He was very excited about getting it, so he took it to school with him," said his mother, Juanita Mullins of New Lebanon. "It was a childish mistake, but he's a child. I do not think he should be expelled. He didn't have any bad intentions."

School officials have already hit him with a 10-day suspension, and they may expel him altogether.

Via "Opinion Journal"